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drama in the crabitat

Thursday, June 23rd, 2005

There has been some very exciting and troubling drama in the old crabitat this morning.
First of all, I should mention that Baby died last week. I have no idea what happened to her. I had decided to do a deep clean, washing everything and replacing the FB. When I lifted the log […]

am i a bad father?

Saturday, June 18th, 2005

Ok, so I am at Albertsons with Conner (2-year old son) today and I have him strapped into the toddler seat in the cart. I am checking out the meat aisle when I see these cow tongues.
Now, I have seen these things before, but never packaged like this. Usually they are kind of […]

Alphabet Tunes

Thursday, June 9th, 2005

Up next is another music meme from my friend David’s site.
Alphabetize all of your digital music files by song title and list the first track that corresponds with each letter of the alphabet. I am also one of those anal guys that started with characters, then numbers, then letters.
So here it is, out […]

i love you xenu

Thursday, June 9th, 2005

I used to post rather frequently about Scientology and its amazingly insane (and still dead) founder, L. Ron Hubbard, but I kind of got bored after a while. I mean, how long can you make fun of a religion that teaches you can make your life better and work through problems by scraping alien […]

show me the way to go home…

Thursday, June 9th, 2005

Holy crap, this is one of the funniest things I have ever read about Scientology, and believe me, that is saying a lot.
Apparently they can make a drunk person sober! You can read more about the technique here, but check out the basics:
Procedure
Use the command:
“Look at that_________ (room object).â€
A drunk is usually considered somewhat […]

random findings

Friday, June 3rd, 2005

Did you ever have one of these? Nerd.
Coffee and tea icons. Brilliant.
I have a friend who suffers from the delusion that it is funny to pretend that her banana is a phone. This is for her.
New porn-only domains. Oh yea…
Another virus for pc users. *yawn*
If I had an iPod, I […]

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