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funky potato butt

Wednesday, January 26th, 2005

I read this little gem in the paper today in the Ask Dr Gott section:
Q: I suffer from painful crops of hemorrhoids, but have found a way to treat them. I cut a red potato in the shape of a suppository and insert it. After four applications, I feel better. I hope your readers might […]

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sue sue sue!

Wednesday, January 26th, 2005
online grocery - efooddepot.com

Check this out.
Some health care company in Michigan issued a ban on smoking for all their employees, stating that workers will be terminated if they smoke, even on their off-work time in the privacy of their own homes.
They actually fired 4 people who refused to take a test that would determine whether they […]

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driving with children

Wednesday, January 19th, 2005

Daddy: Don’t drop those sunglasses, you will want them when we get to the top of this hill and the sun shines in your eyes, ok?
Son: Ok! (promptly throws sunglasses on the floor of the car, thinks about it for a moment, then starts whining) My glasses, daddy, my glasses!
Daddy: What did I tell you? […]

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snotty boy

Tuesday, January 11th, 2005

Do any of you use handkerchiefs? If so, can you please explain to me why this is not a revolting practice?
When I blow my nose I want to do it in a piece of tissue and dispose of the gunk immediately, not fold it up into piece of cloth and put it back in […]

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