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why, god, why?

Monday, June 30th, 2003

Big Brother 4 starts in July.
God help us all.
Not only will I lose my wife a couple hours a week to this piece of crap, I guarantee there will be many stressful incidents involving me not being able to keep my opinions of this show to myself.
-currently listening to King Crimson - The […]

smiling is overrated

Friday, June 27th, 2003

My fortune cookie with lunch had this to say today:
Smile. A frown keeps others away.

Bullshit.
If this is true, why do stupid assholes at the office seem drawn to me on days when I am in an especially bad mood?
-currently listening to: Velvet Underground - White Light/White Heat

owie owie owie

Wednesday, June 25th, 2003

I’ve been having a lot of pain in my left leg for the past couple months and being a diabetic, it was scaring me a little bit. My doctor didn’t seem to think it was related, but wanted me to have a bunch of tests and sent me to an orthopedist.
Well my appointment was […]

Anticipation

Tuesday, June 24th, 2003

Well, it took 5 years, but I am back in the homebrewing community.
When I moved out here to California 5 years ago, my brewing equipment wouldn’t fit into the car, so I gave it all away to a good friend of mine and that was it. Our family CFO (a.k.a. The Wife) recently gave […]

gimmie gimmie gimmie

Wednesday, June 18th, 2003

There is something new at ThinkGeek and I’ve already added it to my wishlist.
Why are there so many cool things out there?

well spank my ass and call me charley

Thursday, June 12th, 2003

Whoa…I know I have been a little out of the loop lately, but when the hell did Wander-Lust go away? And why?

if i were a rich (and stupid) man

Thursday, June 12th, 2003

So why is it always Nigeria? Why can’t they show some imagination and use some other country?
Also, how does anyone ever get taken in by these emails? I have responded to a few of them, just for shits and giggles and to see what would happen, but have never heard back. How […]

infect me with your love

Wednesday, June 11th, 2003

I checked out the Human Virus Scanner and it was pretty revealing, I must say. It claims to “…automatically assess your exposure to currently known memetic viruses and suggest remedial actions”
Hmmm…quite.
See my results below and then take the test yourself.

Viruses you suffer from:
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source […]

cor blimey

Wednesday, June 11th, 2003

After two episodes I can say that Keen Eddie seems to be a pretty cool show. They are obviously trying to cash in on the whole Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels/Snatch thing, but it is still quite entertaining. Last night’s episode may have been the first time the subject of paying a […]

come to poppa

Wednesday, June 11th, 2003

What is the coolest thing I have seen on the internet in a week? From the UPS website:
“Jun 11, 2003 5:15 A.M. NEWBURY PARK, CA, US OUT FOR DELIVERY”

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