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what happens in vegas does not always stay in vegas

Monday, December 22nd, 2003

My friend Dan spent the weekend in Las Vegas and I got the following email from him this morning:
Things I learned in Vegas:
1) In the early morning hours, the hotel staff at the Flamingo will occasionally leave those big blue laundry carts, unattended in the hallways.
1a) A grown man can […]

piper

Wednesday, December 17th, 2003

piper piper the red red worm woke last night to the sound of the storm words are words i sailed upon

ho ho freeze, asshole

Wednesday, December 17th, 2003

Things have been crazy, what with mothers visiting and holiday parties and stuff, but I did find enough time to make Vic a little festive up there.
Happy Holidays!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Friday, December 12th, 2003

Jesus, this was a fun way to waste time at work today!

this is a test

Thursday, December 11th, 2003

Just testing something for a friend.

Had this been an actual entry you would have been enlightened, enraged, or at least amused.
Thank you.

i’ve got a radioheadache

Thursday, December 11th, 2003

I don’t like Radiohead.
I am sorry. I have tried many times to like them, but it just aint gonna happen.
There are plenty of bands I don’t like, and I’m fine with that, but for some reason this bothers me.
One of the most frustrating things is the fact that most of their fans […]

50 things quiz

Tuesday, December 9th, 2003

I don’t remember where I got this, but I started it a while back and forgot all about it.
Found it this morning and finished it. Enjoy.
1. Your name spelled backwards: leahciM
2. Where were your parents born? Mom: Fort Dodge, Iowa Dad: Waterloo, Iowa
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your […]

go hug a tree

Monday, December 8th, 2003

Have you heard about the Earth Liberation Front?
Claiming to be striking blows against what they call “urban sprawl”, these sick fucks go around spray painting lame slogans on SUVs and Hummers as well as setting fire to car dealerships that sell them. They torch multi-million dollar homes, new developments, and condos. They gleefully […]

sunday morning

Sunday, December 7th, 2003

Girl: I have an idea.
Boy: Uh oh.
Girl: What?
Boy: Well that usually means I have to something. Or it means you are going to do something that I will have to fix later.
Girl: Oh stop being so dramatic.
Boy: Ok.

son of a bitch

Friday, December 5th, 2003

Remember that woman that was trampled at Wal-Mart while trying to get a cheap DVD player? It seems she may be full of shit.
This report says she has filed 16 injury claims in the past at places she has either worked or shopped, 9 of them at Wal-Mart! Most of them were the […]

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